{"id":2307,"date":"2025-07-14T12:04:06","date_gmt":"2025-07-14T19:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sportsaresexy-com.stackstaging.com\/?p=2307"},"modified":"2025-11-19T10:26:26","modified_gmt":"2025-11-19T18:26:26","slug":"star-signs-sidelines-the-zodiac-behind-every-nfl-franchise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/footballissexy.com\/index.php\/star-signs-sidelines-the-zodiac-behind-every-nfl-franchise\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Signs & Sidelines: The Zodiac Behind Every NFL Franchise"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The NFL is all about grit and passion, but let’s just chill with the stars for a second.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Every team has a zodiac sign… Sagittarius teams (the Jaguars) they\u2019re chasing big dreams with no map. Then there\u2019s Aquarius teams, like the RAIDERRRRRSSSS, where you can always expect the unexpected.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

So here\u2019s the 411 on the zodiac signs as football teams and how each sign brings its own aura to the field.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Aries (Mar 21 \u2013 Apr 19):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aries teams would run in blindfolded. They would be fun to watch, but honestly would fight more than play. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No NFL teams founded under Aries.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Taurus (Apr 20 \u2013 May 20):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Taurus teams are slow and steady and boring, like being on cruise control.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tampa Bay Buccaneers \u2014 April 24, 1974<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gemini (May 21 \u2013 Jun 20):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Geminis bring chaos, even for themselves. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cincinnati Bengals \u2014 May 23, 1967<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cleveland Browns \u2014 June 4, 1944<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

San Francisco 49ers \u2014 June 4, 1944<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Seattle Seahawks \u2014 June 4, 1974<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cancer (Jun 21 \u2013 Jul 22):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cancer teams play like they’re offended by football.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Atlanta Falcons \u2014 Jun 30, 1965<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Detroit Lions \u2014 Jul 12, 1930<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Philadelphia Eagles \u2014 Jul 8, 1933<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pittsburgh Steelers \u2014 Jul 8, 1933<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Washington Commanders \u2014 Jul 9, 1932<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Leo (Jul 23 \u2013 Aug 22):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Leos are fueled by pride and highlights from The Rich Eisenshow.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baltimore Ravens \u2014 Aug 2, 1996  <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Denver Broncos \u2014 Aug 14, 1959<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Green Bay Packers \u2014 Aug 11, 1919<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kansas City Chiefs \u2014 Aug 14, 1959<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Los Angeles Chargers \u2014 Aug 14, 1959<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Miami Dolphins \u2014 Aug 16, 1965<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

New York Giants \u2014 Aug 1, 1925<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tennessee Titans \u2014 Aug 3, 1959<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Virgo (Aug 23 \u2013 Sep 22):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Virgo teams … if overthinking were a stat, they\u2019d lead the league.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Arizona Cardinals \u2014 Sep 17, 1920<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Chicago Bears \u2014 Sep 17, 1920<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Libra (Sep 23 \u2013 Oct 22):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Libras want harmony not hustle.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Houston Texans \u2014 Oct 6, 1999<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Scorpio (Oct 23 \u2013 Nov 21):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Scorpios play like they have a score to settle and like they are still holding a grudge from two seasons ago.  <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Buffalo Bills \u2014 Oct 28, 1959<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Carolina Panthers \u2014 Oct 26, 1993<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 New England Patriots \u2014 Nov 16, 1959<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 New Orleans Saints \u2014 Nov 1, 1966<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 New York Jets \u2014 Nov 22, 1959<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sagittarius (Nov 22 \u2013 Dec 21):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sagittarius teams are Go Big or Go Home and are slightly delusional.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Jacksonville Jaguars \u2014 Nov 30, 1993<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Capricorn (Dec 22 \u2013 Jan 19):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Capricorns, no surprise here play the long game. Disciplined and way too by-the-book. Think no fun ever.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No NFL teams founded under Capricorn.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aquarius (Jan 20 \u2013 Feb 18):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aquarius teams are obviously, rebelliously doing whatever they want and probably invented a new play mid-game.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dallas Cowboys \u2014 Jan 28, 1960<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Indianapolis Colts \u2014 Jan 23, 1953<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Las Vegas Raiders \u2014 Jan 30, 1960<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Los Angeles Rams \u2014 Feb 13, 1937<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Minnesota Vikings \u2014 Jan 28, 1960<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pisces (Feb 19 \u2013 Mar 20):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pisces teams are dreamy and creative and would be too in their feels to play.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No NFL teams founded under Pisces.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I hope you giggled and maybe questioned your team\u2019s entire identity. And if I roasted your team a little too hard… just know it came from the stars, not me.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

xo Our Lady<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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