The NFL is all about grit and passion, but let’s just chill with the stars for a second.
Every team has a zodiac sign… Sagittarius teams (the Jaguars) they’re chasing big dreams with no map. Then there’s Aquarius teams, like the RAIDERRRRRSSSS, where you can always expect the unexpected.
So here’s the 411 on the zodiac signs as football teams and how each sign brings its own aura to the field.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
Aries teams would run in blindfolded. They would be fun to watch, but honestly would fight more than play.
No NFL teams founded under Aries.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
Taurus teams are slow and steady and boring, like being on cruise control.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers — April 24, 1974
Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20):
Geminis bring chaos, even for themselves.
Cincinnati Bengals — May 23, 1967
Cleveland Browns — June 4, 1944
San Francisco 49ers — June 4, 1944
Seattle Seahawks — June 4, 1974
Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22):
Cancer teams play like they’re offended by football.
Atlanta Falcons — Jun 30, 1965
Detroit Lions — Jul 12, 1930
Philadelphia Eagles — Jul 8, 1933
Pittsburgh Steelers — Jul 8, 1933
Washington Commanders — Jul 9, 1932
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
Leos are fueled by pride and highlights from The Rich Eisenshow.
Baltimore Ravens — Aug 2, 1996
Denver Broncos — Aug 14, 1959
Green Bay Packers — Aug 11, 1919
Kansas City Chiefs — Aug 14, 1959
Los Angeles Chargers — Aug 14, 1959
Miami Dolphins — Aug 16, 1965
New York Giants — Aug 1, 1925
Tennessee Titans — Aug 3, 1959
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
Virgo teams … if overthinking were a stat, they’d lead the league.
Arizona Cardinals — Sep 17, 1920
Chicago Bears — Sep 17, 1920
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
Libras want harmony not hustle.
Houston Texans — Oct 6, 1999
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
Scorpios play like they have a score to settle and like they are still holding a grudge from two seasons ago.
Buffalo Bills — Oct 28, 1959
Carolina Panthers — Oct 26, 1993
New England Patriots — Nov 16, 1959
New Orleans Saints — Nov 1, 1966
New York Jets — Nov 22, 1959
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
Sagittarius teams are Go Big or Go Home and are slightly delusional.
Jacksonville Jaguars — Nov 30, 1993
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
Capricorns, no surprise here play the long game. Disciplined and way too by-the-book. Think no fun ever.
No NFL teams founded under Capricorn.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
Aquarius teams are obviously, rebelliously doing whatever they want and probably invented a new play mid-game.
Dallas Cowboys — Jan 28, 1960
Indianapolis Colts — Jan 23, 1953
Las Vegas Raiders — Jan 30, 1960
Los Angeles Rams — Feb 13, 1937
Minnesota Vikings — Jan 28, 1960
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
Pisces teams are dreamy and creative and would be too in their feels to play.
No NFL teams founded under Pisces.
I hope you giggled and maybe questioned your team’s entire identity. And if I roasted your team a little too hard… just know it came from the stars, not me.
xo Our Lady
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